some interesting quotes i read about aviation

Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding it.


I remember when sex was safe and flying was dangerous.


Progress in airline flying: now a flight attendant can get a pilot pregnant. (hee hee... kinky...)


The three most common expressions in aviation are: "Why is it doing that?" "Where are we?" and "Shit!"


Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag for the purpose of storing dead batteries


The only time an aircraft has too much fuel on board is when it is on fire


What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, the pilot dies. (shauny falls to the floor laughing!!!)