Monday, January 09, 2006

bahz!!! i feel sick!!!!

sick sick sick sick sick!!!!

was friendster hopping.... new term hor.. :P when i came across this friendster account! so bhb!!! this girl actually had the balls (ya and u thought only guys had them) to put the same photo of herself and rotate it in 5 different directions to add the effect of 6 friendster photos.... SICKENING!!! BLEAHX!!!!!

wats more she labels one of her photos... "SEXY LADIES"..... when there's only one person in the photo... oh thats nice..... 4 photos down and she puts "HOTIE".... ai say.... if this was like fiona xie's frienster acc i'd be head over heels..... ( u know like the mrt advertisement which makes u wondr which direction to look at? fiona xie on one side, machine on the other side.... god it must look like shit when she wears it... ) but anyway.... this girl actually labels all her photos like this and makes a negative image of it..... lol...... so what happens? u get the weird weird colours all over..... and not see her clear and beautiful face.....

no matter i perservere on.... hoping to amuse myself at 1.45 am..... to my surprise i take a look at her face..... with doubtful hopes of a "sexy lady" to be found...... i'm surprised to not be surprised that its just another poser. wanna be sexy lady...... what a waste of 3mins of my life..... good riddance and to think that she dare to write such comments..... sad.... bhb...

well at the end of the day she could just look like a POS on camera.... maybe. for those who don't know wat POS means.... its not Post Office Savings (without the Bank) it simply means Piece of Shit. :P

which brings me to a very interesting bulletin by another sean....

THE 10 UNWRITTEN RULES OF FRIENDSTER

1. To the people who does have more
than 500 friend's, are you serious?
Nobody in this universe has that many
friends...you're stupid. Go kill yourself.

2. If you're ugly stop acting like you don't
know it. The captions under you picture
that says "top model pose" doesn't
convince anybody. At least you can work
on your personality

3. Don't ever post pictures and say "omg
im so ugly" because if you were, you
wouldn't post them. Please put away the
rod and reel cause your just fishin for
compliments.

4. Nobody cares about threats over the
internet. Don't try to act hard with the
keyboard...that's so sad. Unless you
actually physically beat someone with
the keyboard. Then thats ironically
hilarious.

5. If all your pictures look the same...don't
post them all! Please put some variety in
your pics. Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways. I don't care if its
inverted, black and white, or faded out. A
face is a face is a face

6. Who really gives a rats ass if I don't
accept you as a friend...MOVE ON. Don't
send me another request or message
asking "what's up?" I don't want you as a
friend or I just don't care, that's what's up!

7. LITTLE 10, 11, 12, years old who have
friendster and LOOK LIKE SLUTS, go
somewhere else because NOBODY wants
you here except pedophiles, and is that
what you want. To be raped? No you
don't so RUN RUN FAST!!

8. No one is really going to die in 6 days
or have bad relationships for 5 years if
they don't pass or post your bulletin on.
So stop saying that!

9. If you have decided to read this, You
are a true Friendster Friend. Real friends
read their bulletins.

10. It serves to eliminate people who are
desperately trying to add "friends" like it's
a popularity contest in high school. Good
riddance!

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