PRESS CONFERENCE
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ahem... ladies and gentlemen members of the press... before you ask any of questions i would like to brief you all on what has happened following the sudden disappearance of many units of the 100th division.
Firstly, it is true that General Winters has provided the troops with rather inaccurate information... despite the tough and rigirous training the 100th has gone through... many brain-cellians have perished during the course of the 3 hour campaign.
The unit commanders have expressed much regret to inform members of the public that many of their units have fallen prey to the UoC-UCLES Alliance. some units had even PLANNED a coup against her leadership. much is to say about the ineffeectiveness of her strategies.
to prevent any mayhem that may arise from this rumour we would like to inform the members of the public that this rumour, being that General Winter's intel is actually one of the Lieutanants of the UoC-UCLES Alliance. rumour has it that information regarding our strategies must have been leaked to the Lieutenant causing a UoC revision of their bases which eventually led to the destruction of many of our units. Rest assured there is a special team that has been gathered that will investigate into this matter.
News as to the spy mission a few of the 100th has engaged it has resulted in a desicive boost to morale of these units. the mission had only lasted for 30minutes and the units were evacuated by the SBS squadron 186, 132, 154 and 156.
Members of the press, i will only entitle you all to two questions...
(chatters and people raising the hands)
Mr Spokesman Mr Spokesman!!!
Uchiyama Rina of the UoC-UCLES Alliance news...
what is the situation of the war?
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currently the 85-86 JC Coalition is none the less pushing through on schedule with its campaign. losses are certainly unavoidable but statistics at present are still not available. rest assured we will try and keep losses to a minimum.
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Sir! sir!!!
Master Chief of the Association of HALO2 fanatics..
what is to become of inefficient generals such as General Winters?
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(chatters among the press)
settle down people...
at present there is no reason to believe that Genral Winters is responsible for the many lives lost... rest assured action will be taken to find out the cause of the ambush to our units.
Ladies and Gentleman thanks you for your time. we will keep you informed to the situation at hand.
In the meantime may i wish all of you a happy Deepavali..
(leaves the press conference)

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