MISSION BRIEFING

Gather round gentlemen...

the enemy has gathered their main forces at one of our former strongholds Catholic Junior College in the Toa Payoh region. Catholic Junior College or CJC has been our research and development facility for the past 2 years till it was decommission a month back. It is strategically a highly secure location and is supported by Allied forces of the University of Cambridge and UCLES.

Gentlemen... tomorrow we will be sending one of our finest units to battle. the 100th elite infantry division will be confronting the UoC-UCLES alliance, history division. your unit will be tasked with confronting enemy bases of the FR, IR, NI, EN and RR. (mummuring) i know that seems to be a lot gentlemen but you'll be supported by General Jean Winters and her intel branch. remember your forces will first rally with the rest of the 100th division to confront SBQ fortress before moving on into smaller groups to handle the other bases.

you'll be equipped with Class 1 Entree proofs together with 5 inter-continental ballistic uni-ball point pens. this should help your unit to gain the upper hand. your operation area will be quite cold so i'm make sure your unit is well equipped for Winter OPS... i don't want any of you to chill off in the midst of battle. it is essential that your forces are equipped with the best life support systems there are to date. i'll be specially issueing to you all your Pokka Coffee LPUs, life preservation units for you new green horns. it should be able to keep you alive for the 3hour campaign.

Operation History will begin will begin at 1400hours. your unit will assemble in the foyer district by 1300hours and rally with Kaleon forces.

i know we will lose many brain cell-ians. but let us remember that for every brain cell-ian that is lost, it is lost for a good cause... to finally rid the 1985-1986 JC coalition forces of the threat of UoC-UCLES alliance. remember your training gentlemen.... many have fallen to early skirmishes by the alliance... but let not this be a hindrance to your morale... for under General Jean Winters guidance... we have become a stronger force!!! (warcries in the background!!!)

other divisions from the Telok Blangah region, the Bukit Timah region and a few others whom i need not mention have also come forth to our aid... they are but a distraction to the alliance and will serve as cannon fodder for the enemy. they are but mere peasants compared to our 100th division.

gentlemen... do not look in despair knowing certain death is possible... look up to some of the finest units of the 100th such as the SylJo forces. a combined unit of the finest brain cell-ians. though one may be blurer than the other... they are a respectable unit. other forces as well such as the Kaleons, the GEM forces, the Natian forces... all symbols of our 100th's joy... look up to them for inspiration.

look smart, stay sharp and do your best units of the 100th elite infantry division. we are at the spearhead of our forces and we WILL CRUSH THE ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mission briefing ends...

*this blog entry is by no means an attack or insult on any person or persons in existence and that if they're dead it would not be mentioned in the first place. similarities in facts to reality are in no effort an attack on that organisation or people. any relations to people that were intentional though your name may sound rather weird is by no chance in the form of a redicule but more for appreciative purposes.