i never thought buying a soveneir could turn night into day...

its all because of this...

and its all thanks to that one special person MY special person.... audrey... which ever girl who really cherishes the relationship (friend OR bf or ok your husband if you want...) learn from her ok? all the way from down under.... ok shall for the first time.... attempt to cam whore at 12am... its the not that its the first time i'm doing cam whoring at midnight... its my first time cam whoring... so if i look to handsome and irresistable.... don't blame me... =P =P

look its nougat!!! she even bought me this!! well it wasn't so nicely arranged like that... i had to do it myself for camera's sake... so much for excellent service standards... =P =P and i still think its called NO-GAH... not NOU-GURT.... but liew.... 5 nougat? 1 for special and grateful me... 1 for mom, 1 for dad, 1 for... scamper??? and the last one? for my special someone lor....... specially for......... my stomach lah! then who? fiona xie ah? (*hears a resounding.... "chey..........." =P so sue me la... i'm single again.

now for the painful part.... these 4 drinks were removed from my fridge to make way for that huge box!!! no its not an advertisement.... its my supper... 500ml of milk, 1 bottle of honey wheat grass (its already half drank) 2 tupperware's worth of water. 1 already in my stomach... looks like i'd die of overhydration... LOL!....


was Obviously Very Erotically Raped Willingly. Honestly Enslaved Like Merlions Eating Durians. Decode the word yourself.... its not that hard... just have to get rid of the image of merlions eating durians... hahahahhaa..... but well thanks to the large intake of liquids... and the thought of Corny Oranges Rushing Into Canned Apples (???) being on my breakfast plate tomorrow... is.. the BEST! muahahahaha i'll post about one guy who disowned his own kind... and worst still bite his own family. so frustrated but i've been calmed by this... or maybe the toilet calls... =)

!!!THANK YOU AUDREY!!!