MISSION BRIEFING

all right you maggots.... for those of you who have survived thus far... congratulations you ain't gonna see ya god damm dead enemy yet you sons of bi*ches...

*punch thrown at the commanding officer.... he faints

all right gentlemen, fun and games over...

for the 100th elite infantry division, we have fought 2 major battles on the European and South East Asian fronts... apparently for the european component many of our comrades had fallen into the enemy trap. yesterday you guys engaged against the UoC-UCLES Alliance SEAsian division. many of you fought bravely and scored significant victories... congratulations you guys. the Source based front was unexpected but apparently quite an easy foe to defeat anyway.

okayz... for you guys, the boss has decided that tomorrow will be your final battle you will have to engage in. members of the 100th infantry division has served the '85-'86 JC Coalition to the best of your ability. the boss has signed your freedom from the civilian military and will be valid tomorrow at 1100hrs. as for your first reward, you will get to watch an informative programme known as The Incredibles which showcases how ordinary civilians are transformed into citizens of their republic.

right now to your mission objectives.

you will be engaging the Literature division for the 3rd time tomorrow. unit 1 and unit 8 has already been destroyed. unit 5 will be handled by other divisions. your battle is with unit 3 tommorrow. you will be confronting General Friel, General Maxine and the ghost of General Plath... your commanding officers will be General Damodarius, General Susania and General Sngfula. heyZ! you guys at the back laughing... hold your tongue.. i've heard how you address General Sngfula. (Sng-f-u-la) but i will not tolerate such conduct in my presence!

*moves to one side and laughs quietly.

ahem... oki you've received your objectives. this battle will be unlike the economics front you encountered yesterday that required precision guidance systems to aid you. you will not need the Class 5 .15 caliber ruler nor will you need the GPS (Global Positioning System) Laser guided computer controlled calculatory device or to you new guys, the CALCULATOR... standard equipment is all that is required gentlemen.

fight well, fight hard and believe in the Chua BS unit code of chilvary.

"STRENGTH, HONOUR, EXCELLENCE!"